David Letterman’s Top 10 Reasons There’s No Blacks in NASCAR
Before anyone freaks out, this was sent to me by a black reader who thought it’d be a funny addition to the site. If you’re from the NAACP reading this and don’t find it funny, get bent. Have a laugh. Or better yet, send me one that makes fun of white ppl and I’ll post it if it makes you feel better.
David Letterman’s Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
# 10 – Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 – Pistol won’t stay under front seat.
# 8 – Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 – Pit crew can’t work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 – They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 – Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 – No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 – No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 – When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN’T BE IN NASCAR…
# 1 – They Can’t wear their helmets sideways.
